I am a man of the people. When I bump into my constituents in the King Alfred Division they often ask - "Hi Hux! Why is it called King Alfred Division?" This is a tricky question. I normally reply with a golfing analogy and mutter something about burned cakes. But the important thing we politicians must all remember is to engage the public and make sure that everyone knows exactly who we are. That is why I am now using the family runabout for many of my journeys into County Hall. The registration plate identifies me to passers-by and also helps me locate the vehicle in the parking lot. There is a serious purpose in subjecting my little black number to the envious gazes of the staff. We have just negotiated a new deal with Atkins to mend our pot-holed roads. This is a really original breakthrough. Atkins believes that if drivers lose weight there will be less strain on the tarmac and so fewer holes. Wodger said it would save us a fortune and who am I, a mere sports consultant, to query his genius. So the Boxster has a purpose. And I get a generous mileage allowance. If the suspension holds out we will all know that the policy is working. Eunice has also been out and about in her own sports car lately. She loves the feel of a little leather gear knob between her perfectly manicured fingers.
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
H1 HUX
I am a man of the people. When I bump into my constituents in the King Alfred Division they often ask - "Hi Hux! Why is it called King Alfred Division?" This is a tricky question. I normally reply with a golfing analogy and mutter something about burned cakes. But the important thing we politicians must all remember is to engage the public and make sure that everyone knows exactly who we are. That is why I am now using the family runabout for many of my journeys into County Hall. The registration plate identifies me to passers-by and also helps me locate the vehicle in the parking lot. There is a serious purpose in subjecting my little black number to the envious gazes of the staff. We have just negotiated a new deal with Atkins to mend our pot-holed roads. This is a really original breakthrough. Atkins believes that if drivers lose weight there will be less strain on the tarmac and so fewer holes. Wodger said it would save us a fortune and who am I, a mere sports consultant, to query his genius. So the Boxster has a purpose. And I get a generous mileage allowance. If the suspension holds out we will all know that the policy is working. Eunice has also been out and about in her own sports car lately. She loves the feel of a little leather gear knob between her perfectly manicured fingers.
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